May 2013
53 posts
foxnewsofficial: call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
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girl2k13: isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying. if people killed people for being annoying i would’ve died like 18 years ago
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figurants: they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out
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you-can-make-it-someday: I think I’ve realised why our parents leave the door open when they leave the room, it’s because they know that it’s practicably the only exercise we’ll get all day other than walking to the fridge.
May 21st
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zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
May 21st
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itatemyhand: shelleyismisachoice: the acceptable gatsby the not-too-shabby wall of china
May 13th
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ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
May 12th
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itatemyhand: “Come up with your own essay prompt” HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF
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geekyandpointless: IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
May 12th
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ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
May 12th
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yourscientistfriend: Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents. Alternatively Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.
May 8th
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misstommo: Read More
May 2nd
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